- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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