Dumbledore dies.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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