Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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Men's rights

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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