what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Communism hehe xd

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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