What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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