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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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Horse.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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