Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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Poker face

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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I don't get it

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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