You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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