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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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