What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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