this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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