Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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