3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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