Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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