How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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www.xnxx.com

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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