How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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