Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

I have a really funny joke.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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