teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

There once was this guy and he fell down

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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