- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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