Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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