What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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