A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Mahmy

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Women's rights.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

A miserable man committed suicide.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

mitchell palmer sucks

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

America

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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