- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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