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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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