- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Good job, son.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

L's I's that took Viagra.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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