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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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