cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What comes after 69? mouthwash

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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