- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

This is not a joke.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

A van drives into a car.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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