- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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