How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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