- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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