- Anti Joke

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.