How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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