Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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Obama lin Baden.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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