- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

nothing

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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