Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Who wants water? I do.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Tony Romo

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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