- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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