why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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whats long and black? a baton

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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