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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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