- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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