Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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