what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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