- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Pineapple.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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