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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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