- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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