- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

why does the man appear fat he is

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

knock knock? come in

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