Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

A dead guy walks into a grave.

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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