what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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