- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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