I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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your mum

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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Justin Bieber.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Anti Joke

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