- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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