I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Women's rights.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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