What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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I don't get it

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