I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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