- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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