- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Rebecca Black's career.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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