Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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