A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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