A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

why did the blue berry cross the road

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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