Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Anti Joke

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