A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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