- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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