- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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