- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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