In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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