How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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