- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Neil is a reterd.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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