- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Women's rights.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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