why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Niall Horan

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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