- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.