- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

all these jokes are horrible now

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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