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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

i killed my family

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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