- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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