Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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