- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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