- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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