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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Black people.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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