Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Jovan

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What do you call an arab ?

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Sarah Palin.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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