- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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