What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What's the new green? Green

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Wanna hear a joke? no

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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