- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Can anyone Lenin money?

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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