A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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read this sentence again.

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Anti Joke

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