- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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