- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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