Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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