Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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