What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Knock knock *open*

Women's rights

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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