- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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