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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

13 =B you just learned something

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

quantum physics?

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

13 =B you just learned something

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

quantum physics?

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

13 =B you just learned something

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves