- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Knock knock, COME IN!

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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