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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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