- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I have an idea! You leave.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

what's black and can't swim?

bite me

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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