- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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