What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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