What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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