- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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