Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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