- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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