- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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