- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old are you? 7

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Actually it was me Josh brown

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

knock knock who's there? hope

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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