- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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