whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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