Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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