- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

How high is the sky? True or False

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Racial equality.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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