- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What is the name of the car? What

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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