Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

I named my son ps2 controller

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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