Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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